Tuesday, October 17, 2023

News Day Post for Tuesday October 17, 2023


 

Coming up this Friday...




Coming up on Friday is the very first #YOLO with Kobo! event. (I don't have to tell anyone that YOLO stands for You Only Live Once...right?) 
 
This time around, we're featuring 400+ romance books that are available for your reading pleasure through Kobo Plus. 

There are two lists (most of the same books are on each one). The master list contains all the books that were signed up, and lists TROPES & KEYWORDS (for those of you who like to order your books by type). 

You'll find that list here: https://www.koboplusromancebinge.com
 
Kobo is featuring a lot of the same books on a more visual page for readers who choose books based on covers. 


If you're not familiar with Kobo Plus, let me explain! This is a book subscription program similar to Amazon's KU--but with A LOT more books since authors don't have to be EXCLUSIVE!
 
It's also (or so I've been informed) the most affordable book subscription program (and that's even before you consider that the first month is FREE). Best of all, there's no download limit, so one-click to your heart's content!





























"This is the second time I am reading a book by this author and I'm adding all her books to my wishlist. Her storyline is nothing new. You have the passion, overcoming obstacles and of course one twist after another. But her writing style is unique and is so easy to appreciate.

Would I recommend this read? Oh yes, definitely."


A Sight to Dream Of

Book 2 in the Oberon Series

 

Get ready for MORE Magic, Mystery, and Murder in a mystical small-town setting!

 

Sam Sterling is a man with problems.  Including a partner who is trying to kill him, and a nosy reporter, who's just turned up dead! It's going to take a miracle to save him.  Or, better yet, an angel.

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 Marsha Quinn is used to being called a witch.  Her abilities as a psychic make a lot of people uncomfortable.  But no one has ever called her an angel before!  

 

Falling in love was not a possibility she'd ever envisioned, until Sam the skeptic arrives in Oberon, and teaches her to see past the scars she carries, and the lies he's told her, to the love that lies within their hearts and minds.


Currently available for pre-order. https://books2read.com/SightDream

 

Monday, October 16, 2023

Mug Shot Post: My Coffee Bar


So, it's no secret that I love alliteration. 
Like...to an absurd extent! Which accounts for my recent blog post categories. I also really like making graphics, so...

Anyway, I decided to start posting pictures of some of my favorite mugs in my newsletter, just because! And then I thought, it's kind of a shame that I can't say more about them. So, I've decided to devote an entire day of the week to them on one of my blogs.  It's very possible that I'm the only one who is at all interested in this topic, and I'm okay with that. HOWEVER, if you are interested and care to comment occasionally, I would LOVE that. And if I get enough interest (on any of my weekly blog topics, on either of my primary blogs) I think I'm going to have to organize regular giveaways. Just sayin' 

To continue...



This week's mugs are from Rae Dunn's Artisan Collection. I love big mugs. I love things that look like they're hand-made (even when they're not). And I love Fall. So it's a foregone conclusion that I LOVE these mugs. And that's even before you factor in the beautiful wooden lids (that turn into coasters!) and the slogans. 

I'm currently living in Texas, so Y'All is one of my new go-to language shortcuts...I'll be honest, I've been using it For. Years. but now I'm legit. lol! Sweater Weather is the title of a short-story collection I'm working on. It will be a collection of all my Ugly Christmas Sweater stories, so it won't be out for a couple more years. It's also the title of song that is definitely on my Ugly Christmas Sweater Playlist, but more on that later. 

The funny thing about that is that, IMHO, Fall is NOT Sweater Weather here in the Texas Hill Country. It's Thank-God-it's-Not-So-Hot Weather. I won't be wearing sweaters for awhile yet!

Because this is the first post of this kind, I thought it would also be cool to show off the Coffee & Tea Bar that I have set up in my kitchen. This is the most ME place in my entire house--even more than my desk, which is strange when you consider that I basically LIVE at my desk. True fact--ask anyone in my family and they'll be happy to complain about agree with me!


The cabinet is an antique. It's beautiful quarter-cut tiger oak in amazing condition. I bought it in Napa, California and it's one of my favorite pieces even though I can't ever look at it without remembering how my poor dog crashed head-first into it, broke a tooth and knocked one of the supports loose. Damn, I miss him! The mats protecting the surface are bamboo placemats that my parents bought in the 70s when all things Japanese were in vogue. 

At least that was the case in Fort Lee, New Jersey because there was a large Japanese population, at the time, and my parents were extremely sociable. They were constantly having people over and, since they loved to cook, it was usually for dinner. Or cooking lessons! This is when they learned to make  Teriyaki and Sukiyaki and Sushi...but I digress.

 The espresso machine on the left was a Christmas gift from my brother about forty years ago when I was living in a loft in Manhattan. No kitchen. We ate out ALL THE TIME. 

The coffee machine is new, because I burn through them pretty fast. The little yellow-ish coffee grinder was also a gift, probably from the same Christmas. Given its age, you might think it's Harvest Gold. But, the truth is, it used to be white. It's not pretty and it is being held together with tape, but I have a weird utilitarian streak. It works perfectly, so I can't justify replacing it. 

The blue Delft canisters were my mother's. She loved blue. 

The tea kettle is new-ish. I've been using one since the trip my husband and I took to Ireland with our daughter in 2013. I always felt that a stove-top kettle was good enough (despite the fact that I routinely burned through kettles because I ALWAYS got distracted and forgot I had it on) but my daughter had spent the previous year living and working around Europe and finally convinced me that electric kettles were the way to go. 

The mug tree on the right and the shelf above are my father's handiwork.  

So...that's my happy place and the place where a revolving collections of my mugs live. I have many, many, many more. Because for every one I give away, I seem to collect another dozen. 

Sunday, October 1, 2023

An Excerpt from A Sight to Dream Of







 













https://books2read.com/SightDream


This excerpt comes about halfway through A  Sight to Dream Of. Sam and Marsha have been attracted to each other since they met, but they each have had some very good reasons for trying to resist one another. 

Tonight, those reasons aren't going to be enough to keep them apart. And it starts like this: 

They’d sat here for over an hour, just talking. He’d asked her questions and listened—really listened—to her answers. And yet, the way he’d looked at her— 

Surely, there could be no mistaking that expression in his eyes. He’d wanted to do more than talk. Marsha hugged the feeling to her, enjoying the warmth and happiness it brought. It had been such a long time since a man had looked at her that way. It had been a long time, too, since she’d felt anywhere near this good.

So, why are you leaving, then? A mutinous little voice inside her head whispered.  But of course, she was leaving. She had to. It was the smart thing to do. The only thing to do.   


You mean it’s the chickenshit thing to do, don’t you? You’re just running scared.


Hell, yes, she was scared. She had every reason to be. How could she even think about getting involved with Sam when, in a few short weeks, he’d be gone? If she were honest with herself, she’d have to admit she was already half in love with him. If she allowed herself to get in any deeper, she’d just be opening herself up to a world of hurt.  


Never again.   


However much she wanted to stay, it was still better for her to go home. Now.  While she still felt good. Before desire could blossom into neediness. Before the urge to cling became too strong.


Oh, yes, so much better, the voice taunted.  To go back to your cold, lonely house.  And crawl into your cold, lonely bed. And get on with your cold, lonely life. How long will that satisfy you?


Oh, God.  She shuddered at the emptiness of that vision, wrapping her arms around herself as a wrenching pain caught at her chest.  


I can’t go home yet. I can’t. I want this too much.  


A sudden burst of insight had stopped her in mid pace. Life was offering her a gift. She could accept it or not, but she couldn’t keep pretending it wasn’t exactly what she wanted. And she couldn’t protect herself from being hurt by walking away from it, either. 


Walking away was going to hurt just as much in the long run. Maybe even more. Sam had come into her life for a reason. And whatever that reason might be, she didn’t think it was to offer advanced lessons in sublimating her sex drive and resisting temptation. At least, she sure hoped those weren’t the lessons life was trying to give her. Because if they were, she was just about to flunk out—in truly spectacular fashion.


A sound behind her made her start. Sam was back. She turned to find him dressed and ready to go, tucking his shirt into his pants, not looking even the least bit put out about what had to be a major inconvenience. She gazed at him wonderingly, as if she were seeing him for the very first time. 


He was a good man; warm, considerate, thoughtful. And sexy as hell. And she wanted him so badly, it was a wonder she hadn’t thrown herself at him days ago.


“Listen,” she said, speaking quickly, before her courage failed her. “I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want—”


He frowned, silencing her with a glance. “I thought we settled this? I told you it’s not that big a deal.”


“I know. We did.” She took a deep breath, uncomfortably aware of the thudding of her heart within her chest. “And it is a big deal, actually, but that’s not the point. What I wanted to say was.... if the offer’s still open, I’d like to stay.”


“What?” His eyebrows rose, and he looked at her doubtfully. “You’re not going to tell me you’ve decided you can trust yourself to resist me after all, are you? ’Cause I don’t think I like that idea very much.”


She laughed nervously. “Actually, I, I guess I was hoping that it was you I couldn’t trust?” She shook her head. “No, wait. This isn’t coming out right. What I mean is...” her voice trailed off into silence as she caught sight of the look on his face. 


He looked...perplexed, she finally decided, and maybe a little startled.  


“What do you mean?” he asked, guardedly. 


She swallowed hard. His voice sounded so cool. Was it possible she had somehow misread the situation? What if he didn’t want her, after all? What if he had only been kidding around when he said... shit, what had he said? She frantically replayed the conversation they’d had. Something about...oh, dear God...something about her being safe from him, wasn’t it? She felt the blood rush to her face so fast it made her ears roar.  


“I don’t know, Sam. I, I don’t know what I mean. I’m sorry. I should go. Forget I said anything at all.”


“Marsha, wait.” He was suddenly right in front of her, and her breath caught, almost painfully in her throat as he lifted her chin and stared into her eyes. His own eyes glittered, fiercely questioning, but his hands and his voice were gentle. “Is this what you want?”  


Like the other kisses, this one swept her up almost immediately on a raging wave of desire. But there was also a difference this time, she quickly realized. This kiss was infinitely hotter, inexplicably more erotic. As if he wanted there to be no mistake, wanted her to know exactly what she would be getting into if she stayed. She was trembling with need when he raised his head finally and looked at her. 


“Well?” he asked so softly, she could barely hear him over the pounding of her heart, but there was no mistaking the question in his eyes. “Is it?”


“Yes,” she whispered tremulously.  “Please.”


https://books2read.com/SightDream


Monday, September 25, 2023

It's Release Day!

I'm so excited to be re-releasing this book, and to be introducing this series to a whole new generation of readers! It's been a joy to share some of my thoughts about the book--then and now--and to re-discover some of the music I listened to while writing it. Welcome (back) to Oberon! 


Scent of the Roses
Oberon Book 1.0
​

For years, Scout Patterson has tried to run from the mistakes in her past.  Now, she's coming home--to face the ghosts she's never laid to rest, and the love she thought she'd lost forever.  Reawakening that love would be a dream come true.  Unfortunately, love is not the only emotion that can last forever. 

​

Memories and dreams are the only things that have gotten Nick Greco through the past twenty years.  Memories of the girl he loved and lost, and dreams of what his life would be like, if he could only find her again.   And if he can bring himself to believe that anything she tells him is true.

 

 Can the star-crossed lovers put aside the hurt and distrust they still harbor toward each other?  Or will the evil which already nearly destroyed them once, triumph yet again?


Available in print and digital formats, at all your favorite online vendors!


https://books2read.com/ScentRoses


And check out the playlist!



Friday, June 2, 2023

Friday Flashback!

 It's definitely summer where I am--peach season! So here's a peach-themed Oberon flashback. This is from book five, Touch of a Vanished Hand:


Blurb:

Sinead Quinn has always been something of a drifter.   But now, with her ex-husband trying to blackmail her, and her ex-boyfriend's widow trying to put her in jail, she has no choice but to go to ground.  What better place to hide than with your family?   After all, what are sisters for?  Especially when you're a twin.

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 But the first rule of hiding out, is to keep a low profile.  And that does not mean kissing your sister's boyfriend (even if he can't tell the two of you apart); rescuing a troubled teen; or taking a highly visible job as hostess of Oberon's most celebrated new inn.

 

 Adam Sasso has always dreamed big.  But big dreams beget big complications.  First, his goal to turn the vineyard he inherited from his grandfather into a world-class winery is threatened by a mysterious saboteur.  Next, his plan to run the finest bed & breakfast Oberon has ever seen, is broadsided by a hostess who wants to run him.  Finally, it seems his fondest wish, of finding love-everlasting with the soul mate of his dreams, is about to go up in smoke when he can't convince her that they're destined to be together.

 

 This summer, it's going to take all the wizardry in Oberon to craft a happy ending for the drifter and the dreamer.

Excerpt:

Closing his eyes and grounding himself, [Adam] called out with his mind.  Come to me, tesoro!  I need you!

            He sent the thought winging its way across the terrace, and was startled when it was met with a muffled exclamation and the crash of breaking glass.

            His eyes shot open, and he turned to the house, half expecting to see that the French doors leading in from the terrace had been blown away, and that Sinead--

            She was standing just a few steps from the table, staring in vexation at the broken dishes at her feet.  The lights in the pergola illuminated her expression, making it all too easy to see her annoyance.  She slid the tray she was carrying onto the table, dropped the towels she'd had tucked under her arm on one of the chairs, and bent to retrieve the broken pieces.

            Adam struggled to breathe.  His heart pounded in his chest.  She was okay.  Thank the gods.  For a moment he'd been afraid of a repeat of last week's disaster.  Was this why Marsha wanted to keep them apart?  Was he somehow putting Sinead in danger?  But, no, that made no sense; that would indicate two enemies, after all.  And he still had no real reason to suspect Marsha had any such intentions.

            He climbed out of the tub and strode across the terrace, willing her to stay preoccupied with the dishes until he'd snagged his slacks from the chair where he'd left them; the time for games and flirtations had passed.

            "What happened?" he asked as he zipped his pants and bent to crouch beside her. 

            Sinead's glance held a trace of something--reluctance, perhaps, or fear--but then she shrugged and it was gone again.  "I don't know.  I heard something, I thought, and I...and I guess I jumped, and the dishes--  Damn it, I don't know what's wrong with me tonight.  I'm not usually this clumsy."

            She'd heard him? “I’m sorry” he murmured, not knowing whether to be pleased, or surprised, or merely worried.  If she was aware of the connection between them, why didn’t she say so?  Why was she trying to hide from him?  Tesoro.  Parlare!  Speak to me, he called to her again with his mind, even more urgently this time.

            But she gave no sign she heard him.  Only raised an eyebrow as she asked, “What are you sorry about?  You're not the one breaking plates.  Sheesh.  They're barely even paid for.”

            “Don't worry about it,” he sighed, struggling to hide his disappointment as they stood.  “I know I'm not.  What's for dessert, anyway?”

            “Peach gallette, with a vanilla custard sauce and white chocolate ice cream.”

            “Peaches?”  Of course.  That was the fragrance he had scented earlier, and almost recognized, hidden beneath the garlic and roast peppers.  It could hardly be a coincidence that she'd chosen, as part of their first meal together, the very thing he'd used in his summoning of her.  So, she was aware of him.  On some level, at least.

            “Yes.”  She frowned.  “Why?  Is that a problem?”

            He smiled.  “No, not at all.  I brought a very nice dessert wine over with me, it should go perfectly with it.”

            But she shook her head.  “No more wine for me.  I'm going to stick to coffee, thanks just the same.”

            Maybe she was right.  Nothing had really changed, after all.  He still needed to take things slow.  “All right,” he agreed, toweling the excess moisture from his chest and arms as he re-seated himself at the table.  “Can I pour you a cup?”

            She didn't answer.  He looked up to find her staring at him with a puzzled expression on her face. 

            “Sinead?”  He repeated his question softly.  “Coffee?” 

            She blinked, and shook her head.  “No.  I mean, yes, but first I have to get more bowls.  For the ice cream.”

            As she started to move past him, he reached out and grabbed her by the wrist.  “No, stay,” he entreated.  He couldn't bear to lose sight of her again.  Not yet.  "We don't need separate bowls, do we?  Why don't we put it on top of the pie?" 

            "Gallette," she corrected automatically.  "Not pie."  Her eyes searched his face for an instant, as though hoping to find something that hadn't been there before.  “I guess we could do that.”  She pulled her arm out of his grasp and picked up the knife she'd placed on the tray.  She quickly served up two portions, while he poured out two cups of coffee.

            He slid one of the cups across the table to her as she took her seat.  “Thank you,” she said, and once again the response seemed mechanical, as though her thoughts were a billion miles away.

            Adam sighed.  He watched as she picked up her coffee with a distracted air.  Clearly, if there was to be any more conversation tonight he would have to initiate it.  He cast about for a suitable topic.  “So, are you planning on attending the balloon fest tomorrow?” he asked at last.

            “Tomorrow?” she repeated slowly.  “I'm not sure....”

            He cut into the pastry on his plate.  “Well, I know it runs for the next couple of weekends, but I never miss a chance to attend any of the balloon glows.”  

            “Really?  I've never been,” she said as she sipped at her coffee.

            He put his fork down again, the pie untouched, to stare at her in surprise.  “Oh, you have to go.” He reached across the table to touch her hand.  “If you've never been to one, you have no idea what you're missing.  Maybe we can go together?”

            “Maybe.  I'm not sure,” she repeated, as she slid her hand away from his. 

            “Well...think about it, okay?” Picking up his fork again, he took a bite of the gallette; and then he didn't say anything else.

            The taste of ripe peaches, combined with the scent of the roses blooming unseen in the darkness that surrounded the terrace propelled his mind back through time to the night, almost six months earlier, when he'd performed his summoning spell.  His eyes squeezed shut as a feeling that went way beyond deja vu swept over him.  Past and present melded, then split apart.  For an instant, so did he.  He found himself in two places at one and the same time.  And then, like an elastic band that had been stretched too far, he was all at once snapped back to the present.

            He opened his eyes to find her staring at him again, her expression one of alarm.  He pushed the plate away from him, and alarm changed to dismay.

            “You don't like it?”

            “Like?  No.”  He shook his head.  After one taste he was ready to declare his undying love, either by getting down on one knee and begging her to marry him, or by grabbing her up in his arms and ravishing her with kisses. 

            Either one would work just fine for him.  But, certainly neither would be the kind of response she expected.  He wasn't sure if he could come up with an answer that would express how he felt and not sound deranged, but he figured he had to try.  “Like is...too insipid a word.  I think I could fall in love with it.”

            She set down her fork and gaped at him.  “In love?  With your dessert?”

            And with you.  But it was probably best not to say that yet.  He nodded.  “Why not?  It's very possibly the best thing I've ever tasted.”

            “Oh.”  She stared at him a moment longer.  “Well, thanks, but...all the same, I think that would be a bad idea.”  Seeing the question in his eyes, she added, “It's a pastry, Adam.  It will never love you back.”

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

New Fallen Angel-themed Release

Redemption is live!


























Redemption 

A Fallen Angels Paranormal Romance Collection 


Perfection is impossible, even for this collection of angels. ​

 Once esteemed immortals find themselves banished from the heavenly realm and condemned to a life on Earth amongst the mortals, unless they find a way back through the veil. 

Before they can find redemption they must first learn how to navigate their new life. Will they find a new appreciation for humanity and choose this life over the one they were created for? Grab this limited edition collection now before it disappears beyond the veil. ​

 Includes the Angels in the Afterlife Story, Christmas Angel. 

Blub for Christmas Angel:

Being fully transparent is good for a relationship, right? Well, maybe not when it’s literal. 

Christmas Angel is a second-chance, holiday romance with a celestial twist. Jake’s been sent back to earth to mend fences with his ex. Or has he? Certainly Tony doesn’t seem to think that's the case. 

 Tony might have ninety-nine problems—and then some—between dealing with his meddlesome family AND running the family business (a Christmas tree farm in rural Texas) but he's pretty sure that playing catch-up with his ex-husband isn’t supposed to be one of them. 

It’s a little hard to imagine what kind of future the two of them could have when only one of them is alive.




I do love grumpy heroes. And Christmas Angel has TWO of them! Here's Tony: 

Just to be clear, I never asked for this job. Cedar Lane Farms is and always was my parents’ dream; not mine. But when the dad who sacrificed his whole life for you and your siblings gets sick, and when your entire family’s future livelihood depends on someone being willing to step in and keep the farm running while he’s laid up…well, you do what you have to.
And when you also find out, in that self-same moment, that the person you thought would always be there to support you is a heartless, self-centered prick, you don’t even think twice.
Still, it’s been five years. Five years since I closed the door on the life that I thought I wanted and the marriage that was supposed to have been forever. Five years that I’ve been working here without a single break. It’s kind of a lot.
Quiet settles around me as I set about closing up shop for the night. Tthe sense of being alone is like a weighted blanket, heavy on my shoulders in a not-in-the-least-bit-comforting kind of way. I should be used to this, or getting used to it, by now.
I should man up, stop whining and just count my blessings. Starting with the fact that it’s a beautiful evening. Golden Hour. That time of day when the setting sun gilds everything in its path. And yes, my allergies are acting up like they do every winter—cedar fever kicking my butt as per usual. But still…I’m home. And for all its faults, the Texas Hill Country is still my favorite place in all the world to be.
And maybe it’s been a tough year—the latest in a string of tough years. But even with a lack of rain and record heat waves, we’re doing okay, you know? The new programs and events I’ve developed have finally started to pay off. Projections for next year are looking good, better than anything we’ve seen in a while. I’m even starting to think that maybe I do have what it takes to be a farmer after all.
Good thing, too. Because with my father’s neuropathy still flaring up from time to time—like it’s doing right now, for example—he’s not taking the reins back any time soon. If ever. And, speaking of my father, while I hate to see him in pain, I can’t lose sight of the most important thing, which is that his cancer is still in remission.
The rest of the family is also doing well. My mom, my sister, her husband, their kids are all in good health and reasonably happy. And, hallelujah, my little brother will be heading off to college in the fall. Can I get an Amen?
Lord knows, I love that kid to pieces, but we’ve been at each other’s throats since I moved back home. A little time apart can only improve our relationship.
But despite all the good things in my life, I’m still feeling down. Because, you see, I have this vision in my head of what my perfect Christmas would look and feel like. And every year that misses the mark, leaves me more and more depressed. The fact that my dream Christmas is based on the memory of a real Christmas only makes it worse.
Honestly, I think I’d feel a lot better if I could convince myself that the whole thing had never happened, that falling in love that Christmas was a fantasy. Or failing that, a goal for the future, something that I could still forward to, not something I had once and lost.
After finishing up at the shop, I lock the door and head back across the parking lot toward the rustic white farmhouse where I grew up. But then the low, rumbling growl of a powerful engine turning off the highway catches my attention and slows my steps.
“Who the fuck is this now?” I mutter as I stop to watch the showy, big-ass motorcycle cruise up our lane. The fancy paint job—metallic red and creamy white, Santa Claus colors—is right on point for the season. All that’s missing is a wreath between the handlebars. Which, I guess, must be what he’s here for since no one in their right mind would attempt to carry a Christmas tree home on a bike, not even a super-sized, full-dress tourer like this one. Then again, considering that biker Santa is wearing a red and white stocking cap in lieu of a helmet, who’s to say that he is in his right mind?
He’s a ginger. His hair, what I can see of it beneath the hat, gleams copper in the sunlight. He’s got the kind of rangy build I tend to fall for, a dark, scruffy beard; and my heart clenches at the sight of him. Even though I know it’s just my imagination playing tricks on me, like it tends to do this time of year, I’ll be damned if this jerk-off doesn’t remind me of my ex.
Except for the beard and the longish hair. Those are totally out of character. And…wait a minute. Is this dickhead smoking a cigar? Yes, he sure as fuck is. Which clinches the matter. I’ve never known anyone more dedicated to the preservation of his own health and well-being than my former husband. So, this must be some sort of Christmas-memory induced madness messing with my senses—more gravy than grave, as Scrooge would have it. Because Death-Wish Dude here can’t be Jake.
Except… Holy Guacamole. As he slows to a stop, close enough for his eyes to meet mine, I realize that this is, in fact, my very own Ghost of Christmas Past. “Jesus fucking Christ, Jake. What the hell are you doing here?”
“Whoa. Nice language,” Jake scolds. “You sing Christmas carols with that mouth?”
“Do I what?”
“You know: ’Tis the season, and all of that? What else are you gonna do with your mouth this time of year?”
“Well, I can think of a few things, actually,” I’m goaded into replying. And then immediately regret it when I catch sight of the twinkle in Jake’s eyes. It’s a very familiar twinkle and it hits me like a punch in the gut.
“Oh, I’m sure you can.”
“Fuck. You.”
“That an offer?”
“Don’t flatter yourself. Also, don’t make me ask you this a third time, either. Why. Are. You. Here?”
Jake spreads his hands in a what-can-you-do gesture. “Wasn’t my idea. I’m here because you want me to be.”
“I do not!”
“Beg to differ. Apparently, I’m the answer to your prayers.”
“The hell you are.”
“Okay, could we please not mention the burny place? You asked for a Christmas miracle, right? Well, that’s me.”
“But I— No. Stop!” I hold up a hand. “Do not get off your bike, Jake. I mean it. You’re notstaying.”
Of course, he ignores me. Because I guess some things really never do change. He swings his leg over the bike, sets the kick stand and then, cigar still in hand, saunters over to where I’m waiting with my arms crossed, still glaring at him in helpless fury.
“Look,” Jake says. “I don’t make the rules, all right? My best guess is that someone up in Heaven has a twisted sense of humor, because when you asked for help, they decided to send me.”
“I did not ask for help. And if I had, it wouldn’t have been from you. I know better’n that by now. Been there, done that, burned the bridge.”
“So not how that saying goes.”